Nice, I already began to speak with a chair, breakfast with a tea-pot.
If you will not call me, I will enter into serious relations a vacuum cleaner..
Do you know where I?
Below.... below.... below.... Why do you search me in a telephone?
Below.... and not here I !! I in a heart for you !!!!
Hello! As your general state, palpitation, pulse, pressure, circulation of blood, motion, advancement, position, system of circulation of blood...Shorter, how are you?
Nice, yesterday paying for me in a restaurant, you expected not sex.
Do I can, paying for you today, to count on marriage?
With you to communicate on laid up. Want you as Coca-cola .
Me as you tear away the sheet of hemp from earth. I always stick out from you.
And alongside want to be with you.
Now I know the rival:
it also brunette, for it resilient body and you love, when it in your hands.
And call its puck.
Once a stork brought you your parents. They long laughed and at first wanted to take a stork.
Thirst of sex is a not vice, one bell is needed only.
If torments interest, send in a flash sms.
Clothes flew...charge between you and me!
Pin me against a body, touch lips...
Take me voraciously! - I ask languidly...
It is not all important now...I WANT RECKLESSLY!!!
Since the perpendicular of your look went down on the plane of my heart, I do not find a radius, to describe perturbing me senses
Do you know, from where for you on an overhead lip dale?
It is an archangel a finger attached and said: "ts-s-s"...
Svetka ti as a candy! Now I will open out and will eat:)
Hello cent of my attention, mechanically durable, chemically clean, mathematically exact.
I remember a that moment, when an electric charge showed out me from under radical, swear by the theorem of Pythagoras, that not whatever roots of square table will be able to calculate my love to you.
Write SMS or my heart will not survive atmospheric pressure!!
Nice, you saved, do a favour ruin oneself me on pachechku pills, if you do not want babies.
Pulse :200, pressure 190/80, the emotional state is depression, concentration - absents, a melancholy is indescribable, diagnosis - depends on you, treatment:
reckless s*ks with you ! ! ! :)
Without a market talk BABY I LOVE YOU!
Playful hands motion, passionate lips a touch will dip you in the world of caress of tenderness and fairy-tale.
Not so I loved you, as you moaned.
I love and adore, in your bed how hardly not give birth, if there will be you me lyubit'- promise, will be more frequent to shave feet! ... :)))
Yes. you are right.
I am a wild man.
Eggs, tobacco, peregar and bristle.
To strew you flowers,
to Fatigue with you verses,
at anything not hinting,
to Invite on a cup expecting,
to Help to the vanilla cake,
And then to engage ...
NIGHT goes. A MOON is all higher....
There is JEALOUSY in SERDCE-!!!ÅÄÅÒ ROOF!!!
Come rather, NUUUU!
Or from ROOF SIGANU...
Not accept me close to the heart, and a heart will not survive!
Will you see the words of love mute,
will Hear eyes voice my?
Take away me rather drive away for one hundred Maureies you will get ten years eighteen me it is not!
If you will see me - not look. If will look - not kiss. If will kiss not read with me love, if will occupy with me love, not stopped. Looking on you, I grow into a child which knows an only one word - "WANT"!
My heart and all of other organs belong to you! Save them, sir (ynya)!
If to cut off wings a fly, if to cut off feet a fly, - our fly will die from a boredom, that is why how to fly not able. Here, so I die, when you are not present alongside.
Hello is a fur-seal! I just went out from a shower!.. For you 5 minutes that to come and stop me dressing!
That in the name to you my you estimate a breast a volume.
I would go somewhere for the sake of you, though to the ends of the earth! Do you promise me to remain here? Let all sdokhnut whoever does not love us, love me, as I you!!!!
Presently in the world of 2 million people sleeps, 1 million eats, 0,5 million engaged in love and only one man
which I very love reads my SMS.
I wanted to send you nothing beautiful, tender, erotica, clever and merry, but I am not placed on the screen.
The operator of network talks with you: if you will not send smski the darling, we will disconnect you!
I always am not in itself, when are not in me! I am not simply responsible, when you not in me. Do you want?
Marvellous look... Slender figure... Charming voice... Angelic face... Well all right khvatit about me, how you?
A tongue is my mischievous, wants to play with you. Wants in a mouth your to call and not much lead.
Probably, you were so happy, that was money, that decided on this occasion to have a drink the vial of beer. And beer without vodka is a money on wind. Now you welter under a fence. Report the co-ordinates of fence, - I will pick up you. Ann.
Nice, another such look, and for me lightning will not survive on jeans!
Sms1: "Put a telephone in the mode of vibrocall."
Sms2: "Put a telephone in the front pocket of pantaloons."
Sms3: "Do you feel, how do I love you? :-)))"
If you will delete this letter, you love me. If you will save him, you want me. If will ignore, you suffer on me. Well, so what will you do with him???
Vasya, time goes, and a girl waits. If you will not ring up me in 10 minutes - can become the father of my child somebody else.
By a road, that would soften my sadness on you? Can there be knowledge, what do you miss on me? I hope, not pitifully it will be you 0,07$ and you will write SMS me!!!!
I owe you in something acknowledged, I no longer can it from you to hide, I do not want you to cause pain, but you must know that I missed on you!!!
Do you believe in love at first blush? Or am I necessary once again to go by you?
(TO ORDER AT NIGHT UNDER MORNING) you know, I thought just, that to you, probably, very coldly and lonely to sleep one... Suddenly a bad dream will dream yet... Therefore I decided you to awaken, just in case..
Hello is a sun! In the street there is snow, cold wind, and for me stole a tent. Allow to spend the night
It would be desirable to meet on a need.
I am better than dog in fact!!! Take a walk with me.
ATTENTION IS DANGER! A bomb is stopped up in your telephone, it sdetoniruet, if you during 20 seconds will not call me, and will not say, where and when we will meet!
I am in a militia. I was taken and led business.
Reason " Too beautiful ".
Nice, I already began to speak with a chair, breakfast with a tea-pot.
If you will not call me, I will enter into serious relations a vacuum cleaner..
Do you know where I?
Below.... below.... below.... Why do you search me in a telephone?
Below.... and not here I !! I in a heart for you !!!!
Hello! As your general state, palpitation, pulse, pressure, circulation of blood, motion, advancement, position, system of circulation of blood...Shorter, how are you?
Arrive to me a darling will be sex is unique. And an idea is good does not can without a "kid".
Nice, yesterday paying for me in a restaurant, you expected not sex.
Do I can, paying for you today, to count on marriage?
With you to communicate on laid up. Want you as Coca-cola .
Me as you tear away the sheet of hemp from earth. I always stick out from you.
And alongside want to be with you.
Now I know the rival:
it also brunette, for it resilient body and you love, when it in your hands.
And call its puck.
Once a stork brought you your parents. They long laughed and at first wanted to take a stork.
Thirst of sex is a not vice, one bell is needed only.
If torments interest, send in a flash sms.
Clothes flew...charge between you and me!
Pin me against a body, touch lips...
Take me voraciously! - I ask languidly...
It is not all important now...I WANT RECKLESSLY!!!
Do you know, from where for you on an overhead lip dale?
It is an archangel a finger attached and said: "ts-s-s"...
Svetka ti as a candy! Now I will open out and will eat:)
Hello cent of my attention, mechanically durable, chemically clean, mathematically exact.
I remember a that moment, when an electric charge showed out me from under radical, swear by the theorem of Pythagoras, that not whatever roots of square table will be able to calculate my love to you.
Write SMS or my heart will not survive atmospheric pressure!!
Nice, you saved, do a favour ruin oneself me on pachechku pills, if you do not want babies.
Pulse :200, pressure 190/80, the emotional state is depression, concentration - absents, a melancholy is indescribable, diagnosis - depends on you, treatment:
reckless s*ks with you ! ! ! :)
Without a market talk BABY I LOVE YOU!
Playful hands motion, passionate lips a touch will dip you in the world of caress of tenderness and fairy-tale.
Not so I loved you, as you moaned.
I love and adore, in your bed how hardly not give birth, if there will be you me lyubit'- promise, will be more frequent to shave feet! ... :)))
Yes. you are right.
I am a wild man.
Eggs, tobacco, peregar and bristle.
To strew you flowers,
to Fatigue with you verses,
at anything not hinting,
to Invite on a cup expecting,
to Help to the vanilla cake,
And then to engage ...
NIGHT goes. A MOON is all higher....
There is JEALOUSY in SERDCE-!!!ÅÄÅÒ ROOF!!!
Come rather, NUUUU!
Or from ROOF SIGANU...
Nice, you wake a beast in me!!! Especially hare.
If I had a magic stick - I would throw its times five at one bout! Dear, forgive forever!!! I became a penguin and flew away on a north.
I in the soul thought about you, about as perfectly to me with you, my hand was by you!
Swallow, I am a falcon! Reception! Reception! Answer me!
When you next to me, my sense is filled with life.
You where? I you worn out with waiting. When will walk up, strike on my machine, I will hear you.
Quickly, very quickly, in a half hour call me.
Letter to Kind Fairy! ......Money of proe*ala, thump with rats in a pumpkin. Your Cinderella!
I somewhere, seems, almost, though hardly, in some sense on a way, possibly, to the certain purpose.
Yes, you okhladeli to me, I am a dead body will not become your to kick. Only will warm a tender sweetness cold lips your the seal!
My milenochek villain - to me today did not come. I for it on a fence prokachu him tomorrow.
Forget love to my the confessions. I told always and tell now. No, there is a charm in you. But I love anymore... kissel!
Will burn oneself out candles candle-end by this night lunar... I brought you in a gift a deficit is immune.
Yesterday by a militia was found out a dead body without brains and with a small cock. P.s. Nice, ring up, I worry!!!
